Biba Voodo Doll
Paul
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Chloe: Does dad want you to get rid of the biba voodoo doll?

Chloe: Also dad WTF is that broom

Tyler:

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Tyler: Anyone wanna take a guess at what this is?

Chloe: Something tells me I don’t want to know

Chloe: Is it rabbit ?

Tyler: Ohhh no its just normal meatballs

Tyler: Beef and pork

Tyler: But….

Tyler: The sauce is made from tomato paste, onions, butter and of course….

Tyler: Leffe 🍺

Chloe: MUSTAAAAADD

Tyler: Actually that WOULD taste good

Tyler:

Tyler: Dutch version of Kids Kingdom

Tyler:

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Tyler:

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Tyler:

Chrisje: Aww! Looks like fun

Chrisje:

Chloe: Aweeeeee

Chloe: All of these videos always make me think about how Tyler is going to be the best dad ever

Paul: He was born to be a dad.

Tyler: Haha you think so?

Tyler: Well, I’ll certainly try 😆

Paul: I think babies and toddlers will be a no brainer for you, older ages will be harder.

Chrisje: Yes! You get along super well

Tyler: I think around the ages 6 to 12 will be ideal,

Tyler: I have to play “build a toilet” when they’re quite young

Natalie: He WAS born to be a dad!!

Natalie: Babies and toddlers will be so easy for Tyler

Natalie: David plays build a toilet with laskie and Mae

Chrisje:

Natalie: She said that was Tyler and chrisje in the book!!

Natalie: Awweeee

Chrisje: It’s @Sophia ‘s book. But she was pointing at the bunnies and saying this is Tyler and this is aunt Chrisje

Sophia: No. Natalie thinks it’s a voodooo doll. Lol!

Sophia: Wait, @Tyler , can you read that book in Dutch??

Tyler: Lol nahh not really. I’m just pointing to the characters and asking her who they are

Sophia: I bet @Chrisje can translate and read it to her right? Does Esme know English?

Natalie: No esme is just learning Dutch rn

Chrisje: No she does not, I could translate on the spot. But she does not have much patience

Sophia: Does she know the story in the books? I mean July speaks English right?

Tyler: Well yes but if its a foreign language she’ll lose interest quickly

Tyler: I mean Esmee

Sophia: No. I guess the question I’m trying to ask is does Esme know what the book is about?

Tyler: I mean kind of

Tyler: Whenever you read a story to her she’s mesmerised by the pictures

Sophia: Has anyone read the story in Dutch to her? It’s in English, so is Esme guessing at what she thinks the story is about, or does she actually know wtf is going on. 😂😂

Tyler: Haha I’ll have to ask July when she comes over 😆

Sophia: Yeah, like the story is kind of important

Natalie:

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Natalie: Super laskie!!!

Chrisje: She does not understand, I think July reads it in EN but she does not know

Natalie: She will eventually!

Chrisje: She also has a Spanish book

Paul: Chloe & Luke liked it better when improvised anyway.

Natalie: Especially Franklin

Paul: I

Chrisje:

Chrisje: For @Natalie

Natalie: I actually fell on the floor

Sophia: Omfg!!!!! I would DIE

Tyler: Exactly! Can you imagine how boring the non-ebonics version would be?

Tyler: RP: and then the young lad Franklin chortled as he galloped o’er the dale Ebonics: Franklin moved his green ass all the way home to avoid an ass whoopin

Sophia: 😂😂😂

Sophia: Whats everyone doing for Labor Day weekend?

Luke: HELL YEAH ITS GONNA HURT

Sophia: Dad always had a funny way of reading books!! 😂

Chloe:

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Chloe: do I need stitches

Chloe: cut myself really bad on glass this morning

Chloe: didnt hurt at first now it hurts like hell

Chrisje: Esmee said your finger was kaput

Chrisje: She saw it on the video call

Chloe: aweeeee

Sophia: I would go get it checked out.

Chloe: you can see the fat

Sophia: Go get it checked out.

Chloe: thats a really bad photo of it

Chloe: but u can

Chloe: it hurts

Tyler: I’d go to the doctors. They’ll probably get you some antibiotics because it’s probably really swollen

Sophia: Yeah, you need to get it checked out. You have student insurance so use it.

Sophia: Maybe 2 stitches at most. But I think if it’s a deep cut, the chances of it healing on its own will be tough. I mean, yeah, it will heal, but you don’t want it to get infected so go to the Dr.

Paul: Silly song-y-boo du jour: https://open.spotify.com/track/6fOxrKUo3f9OX2z6YrBpwy?si=mgGdh6dkRMy4ZNXYvAfRBg

Natalie:

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Natalie:

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Natalie: I don’t think it needs stitches

Natalie: Do u have butterfly bandages?

Paul: May-do

Sophia:

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Sophia: @Luke , “you don’t know Cadillac from the basement “ 😂😂

Natalie: Remember when Luke kept wheeling the recycling bin into the old man’s yard!?

Tyler: I do!!

Sophia: Yes!! And she said that man next door was really mean, but he never said a word. Probably thought @Luke was too cute to get angry.

Tyler: Baby luke was adorable

Sophia: Soooooooo adorable!!! I remember how he used to belly laugh when Dad would read Franklin Goes to the Hospital. 😂😂😂

Chrisje:

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Chrisje:

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Chrisje: Little Asics

Tyler:

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Tyler: Aidie

Tyler:

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Tyler:

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Tyler:

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Chrisje:

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Sophia: Is this your last night in the NL?

Chrisje: We leave tomorrow at 7PM

Paul: I’m fonna get one a de Zoe’s too nigga!

Tyler:

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Tyler:

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Tyler:

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Tyler: Anyone want a donker bier?

Paul: Yep

Tyler: You’d love this place!

Sophia: Yes!